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Words Women Use

Words women use when in a relationship with men.

"Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Walk away slowly and retreat to the man-cave. You do have a man-cave, right?

"Five Minutes" : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes before helping around the house.

"Nothing" : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes, because it is not a good sign. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

"Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

"Loud Sigh" : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

"That's Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Find a good hiding place, perhaps the man-cave.

"Thanks" : A woman is thanking you, do not question, do not smile or faint. Just say you're welcome and back away slowly. Find the man-cave.

"Whatever" : This is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! Back away slowly, then run to the man-cave.
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