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Bats by the Numbers

The story behind Halloween’s ultimate spooky symbol


1331: The number of species of bats

3: The number of species of bats that drink blood

86%: The percentage of bat species listed as endangered

26: The number of species listed as critically endangered

60: The maximum speed, in miles per hour, that bats can reach

15 million: The number of bats in the largest bat colony in the world, found in Texas

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No bats, no margaritas: the story behind Halloween’s ultimate spooky symbols

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Bats aren't so scary--just misunderstood.
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A-Rod tricks Ortiz

ahahahahahahaha!




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A-Rod tricks Ortiz into wearing Yankees jacket - ESPN Video

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Former Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez slips a New York jacket onto unassuming Boston Red Sox legend David Ortiz.
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MLB celebrates Players Weekend

This is a very cool promotion using nicknames on the team jerseys.

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MLB to celebrate Players Weekend

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Please allow us to introduce you to All Rise, Stickman, La Potencia, Kiiiiid, Miggy, Corey's Brother, Codylove, Tokki 2, Flaco Fuerte, KB, Tsunami, Cruz, EE, El Koja, Bringer of Rain, Big Kid, Wawindaji, Yoyo, Nado and Pappo. You may know them better, respectively, as Aaron Judge, Chris Sale, Yoenis...


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Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron

😀 tough times at blue apron?

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Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately

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This box contains the ingredients and recipes for this week’s Blue Apron meals. We know you’ve come to expect a high standard of quality from Blue ...
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Using the Original iPhone... in 2017

Funny video. By the way I still have a working original iPhone 📱

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Living With the Original iPhone... in 2017

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Back in 2007, the iPhone was revolutionary. But what about using that same phone in 2017? Wall Street Journal's Joanna Stern locked up her iPhone 7 and attempted to make it through the day.

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Special Seat Startles Mexico Subway Riders

They should try this on every bus and train in the U.S.

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NPR

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Mexico City's "penis seat" aims to raise awareness about sexual harassment, providing a dose of shock and shame that will change men's behavior toward female transit customers.

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Hilarious: interrupted live on air

This is why I used to lock my door when working from home and on conference calls. :-)

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Hilarious moment BBC World News guest expert is interrupted live on air by his KIDS

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– before mum rushes in to save the day. Professor Robert E Kelly was discussing the impeachment of South Korean president Park Geun-hye when his children...

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When handshakes go wrong

Funny

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When handshakes go wrong, and the world is watching

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What's in a handshake? Sometimes a great deal, as leaders around the world have proved time and again.
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GQ Gives Trump a Makover

I wouldn't bother. :-)

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GQ

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We gave Donald J. Trump a presidential makeover—because somebody has to.

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Holiday dip gone wrong

Not everyone can cook I guess. :-)

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Holiday artichoke dip goes terribly wrong on-air

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Global News' Leslie Horton shared her favorite treat to make at Christmas -- but admitted her recipe for artichoke dip went "terribly wrong."

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Words Women Use

Words women use when in a relationship with men.

"Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Walk away slowly and retreat to the man-cave. You do have a man-cave, right?

"Five Minutes" : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes before helping around the house.

"Nothing" : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes, because it is not a good sign. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

"Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

"Loud Sigh" : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

"That's Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Find a good hiding place, perhaps the man-cave.

"Thanks" : A woman is thanking you, do not question, do not smile or faint. Just say you're welcome and back away slowly. Find the man-cave.

"Whatever" : This is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! Back away slowly, then run to the man-cave.
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Game of Thrones Beginner’s Guide

Who better to explain Game Of Thrones to newbies than Samuel L. Jackson? Not safe for work!

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Game of Thrones Beginner’s Guide: Uncensored (HBO)

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Game of Thrones available for digital download at http://ift.tt/29NVFeS
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Shake and Fold

For those of you that actually wash your hands. It's "Shake!" followed by "Fold!"

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How to use a paper towel by Joe Smith

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Obamas dancing Tango

I think Michele is the better dancer, but I think they both did us proud. Going to miss the First Family when they leave office soon.

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President Obama dancing the Tango at the Argentina State Dinner

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The Obamas dancing Tango.
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Hilarious flight attendant cracks up passengers

Funny flight attendant

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Hilarious flight attendant cracks up passengers with safety speech

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Instead of hearing your flight attendant simply go through safety measures before takeoff -- fasten your seat belts, turn off your mobile devices -- now, some are really trying to get your attention... by telling jokes! Watch as this Southwest flight attendant's safety speech turns to comedy sketch.


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Cake Boss to Open New Bakery in South Jersey

Oh No! ahahahahaha :-)

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Cake Boss to Open New Bakery in South Jersey

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The Cake Boss' delectable creations are coming to a town near you! Buddy Valastro is set to open his first bakery in South Jersey.
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Jimmy Fallon Tricks Yankees fans

awkward indeed

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Jimmy Fallon tricks Yankees fans into booing Robinson Cano to his face

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Welp, that was awkward.
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One Guy's Non-Attempt To Save The Planet

nicely done

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Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Guy's Non-Attempt To Save The Planet

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Don't do what this guy did.
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This 'Back to the Future' hoverboard will blow your mind

Really wanted this to be true in my lifetime. :-)

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This 'Back to the Future' hoverboard will blow your mind

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Trust us: If hoverboards were as real as this one from a mysterious company called HUVr, the world really would be changed forever. Or at the very least, it would be way more fun. Read this article by Nick Statt on CNET News.
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The Mannequin Project

1) See mannequin 2) Dress like mannequin 3) Repeat
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The Gap Mannequin Project

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"I try on clothes and have my photo taken because it's funny to dress like a dummy."
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Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

Here's a great gift for those of you that have limited vocabularies and resort to swearing on Facebook, Twitter and Google +.

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Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

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Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand-painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover and will gross out ...
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NBA Usher and Little Kid Escalate Epic Dance Battle on Kimmel

funny piece :-)

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NBA Usher and Little Kid Escalate Epic Dance Battle on 'Kimmel'

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The NBA usher and 11-year-old boy whose dance moves won the Internet last week are back and just as awesome as ever.
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25 hilariously unexplainable images

Most are probably altered via Photoshop, but they are funny.

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25 hilariously unexplainable images

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Let's stop just for a moment with photography and art and have some fun. We know that the world is strange, but sometimes it goes far beyond our imagination, so here is a list of 25 extremely funny and unexplainable photos that we hope you'll enjoy as much as we did. What's your favorite? Tell…
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The Law of Urination: mammals take 21 seconds to pee

and this helps us how?

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The Law of Urination: mammals take 21 seconds to pee

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Researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology have discovered a new golden rule: every mammal takes about 21 seconds to urinate. Patricia Yang and her co-authors dubbed it the "Law of...
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Did Erin Andrews Almost Refer to Justin Verlander as 'Justin Bieber'?

We were watching the game and post-game interview and yes, she was going to say "bustin jieber" instead of "vustin jerlander" :-)

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Did Erin Andrews Almost Refer to Justin Verlander as 'Justin Bieber'?

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Erin Andrews has a fever, and the only prescription is more Bieber. That’s what it sounded like to many viewers who stuck around for her post-game interview after Game 3 of the ALCS on Tuesday night...
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18 Refrigerator Magnets of iPhone Icons

How cool are these for only $4?


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18 Refrigerator Magnets of iPhone Icons

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Refrigerator Magnets..... 18 Fridge Magnets..... iPhone Icons
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